Eat your car

The first thing that the Zimbabwe "government" did was to issue the massively bloated cabinet new Mercedes Benz's.

The second thing that the Zimbabwe government has done is to ask South Africa for financial assistance.... Money for food.

If someone were to roll up to my house in a merc and beg for food I would chase him away. Their money is no good for buying food, but South Africa's money is? Are these people really being serious?

Before the end of the year the Zimbabweans will be feasting on the flesh of their comrades... and if you dont' think so put your money where your mouth is. I am willing to take a US$100 wager that Zimbabwean cannabalism will be with us before the year is up. Write me to accept! (First 10 I accept.... have to put a limit on it, but am determined to be the first person this millenium to make a $1000 from cannabilism. No bets after June 2009 thanks.)